I Was Late To Work Because Of Some Bullshit

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 04/09/2019 at 13:10 • Filed to: Traffic Jams

10

10

True story. Talk about a turd of a day so far. This morning, traffic was crappy to the extreme. And I mean REALLY shitty. Defecately a bad situation on the roadway, but everyone minded their manures and stayed friendly. It was kind of a wasted morning because I haven’t even bedung to get to my workload.

Oh well, I guess I should grit my teeth and get down to it. Dueces.

Ash78, voting early and often > PatBateman 04/09/2019 at 13:21

2

Sugar Land Gets Visit from Honey Wagon; film at 11.

Did the animals at least play All Along the Watchtower or Ants Marching as an encore?

jimz > PatBateman 04/09/2019 at 13:27

3

PatBateman > Ash78, voting early and often 04/09/2019 at 13:56

3

Shortly after this post, the news updated what the “materials” actually are: animal PARTS. There is also a truck driving around Houston flinging the guts everywhere and not stopping. Seriously.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PatBateman 04/09/2019 at 14:00

3

So when I was a kid my parents worked at a meat packing plant. They used a dumpster out back for all the not used cow parts. It was emptied every few weeks. It got a stench that was otherworldly. I mean it makes me gag to this day when I even think about it.

Ash78, voting early and often > PatBateman 04/09/2019 at 14:05

4

OK, that’s just offal.

PatBateman > Ash78, voting early and often 04/09/2019 at 15:29

1

Witnesses say that it smelled the way it looked, too.  

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > PatBateman 04/09/2019 at 16:09

0

Goddamnit stop with these shitty puns, that’s my job 

facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/09/2019 at 17:32

1

I’m surprised they let it go to waste (or maybe it was just as good after it ripened?) My grandfather’s first job after the war was selling meat byproducts for Armour (i.e. the stuff too horrible to go into hot dogs) to chemical companies. Everyone wants assorted proteins and lipids!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > PatBateman 04/09/2019 at 22:20

0

wow, probably even knee deep

PatBateman > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop 04/10/2019 at 15:37

0

I’ll take a backseat to your pun- ness.  You could say that I’ll be the number two guy.